Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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“Marky-Mark” Wahlberg Will Join Jason Aldean and Kid Rock on Tour: “God Brought Us Together”
Mark Wahlberg says the Good Lord brought him together with his new friends Jason Aldean and Kid Rock. “We were all at the same premier, and before we knew it, we were just…one,” said Wahlberg. “We knew what we had to do. We had to jam.” And Jam they shall. Wahlberg says he’ll be resurrecting…
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Candace Owens Turns Down a Spot on The View: “I’m Not Saving Their Dying Show”
ABC’s “The View” is in serious trouble. With the lowest ratings in daytime TV history, Producer Joe Barron has been exploring options to increase the viewer base. “The problem we have right now is the audience. They’re a bunch of rainbow-haired lesbians and non-binary things named Lee. Even they’re getting bored.” The real problem, of…
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James Woods Says Robert DeNiro is “The Pettiest Little Man” He’s Ever Worked With
James Woods has worked with Robert DeNiro in the past but says there’s no way he’d do it again. “He’s really insecure,” Woods said, “And pretty much just a petty little man.” Woods, who isn’t exactly a towering hulk, still stands five inches taller than DeNiro, a fact the famous actor couldn’t seem to get…
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Taylor Swift Had Two Fans Ejected For Singing the National Anthem At Her Show
Taylor Swift is raising eyebrows after she kicked two fans out of her show in Argentina for singing The National Anthem before she went on. “When Taylor learned that two Americans had started a singalong, she had security find and remove them,” said tour manager Joe Barron, “That’s not the kind of vibe we’re going…
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Kevin Costner Says Robert DeNiro Refused to Work With Him: “I was Too Tall For His Ego”
Kevin Costner is more than just a big star with a big name. He’s a pretty big guy/ At six-foot-three, Costner is comfortably masculine in any room that isn’t filled with professional basketball players. Costner says his stature, not his politics, kept Robert DeNiro from wanting to work with him, regardless of the story DeNiro…
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Jim Caviezel Refuses to Work with Robert DeNiro: “He’s an Awful, Ungodly Man”
“Sound of Freedom” and “Passion of the Christ” star Jim Caviezel turned down a lucrative role that would have only taken hours to film for one reason and one reason alone: Robert DeNiro was also cast for the scene. “I won’t work with him,” said Caviezel, “He’s an awful, ungodly man. Plus it gets really…
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“Can’t Handle His Wokeness”: Mel Gibson Shuns ‘Woke’ Rob Reiner’s $35 Million Project
In the latest twist in Hollywood’s never-ending saga of creative collaborations, Mel Gibson has taken a bold stand against what he perceives as an invasion of wokeness in the industry. The actor, known for his candid remarks and a career that has weathered its fair share of storms, has recently refused to participate in Rob…
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Mel Gibson Backs Out of $33 Million Project with “Creepy” Robert DeNiro
Mel Gibson was slated to begin working on a $33 million project with the Gumba Production Company, owned and operated by Robert DeNiro. When he heard that DeNiro himself would be taking a role in the film, he backed out. “He’s a creepy little guy,” said Gibson, “You can only handle so much of him…
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Deion Sanders Brings Two Kneeling Players to VA Hospital: “That’s Who You’re Disrespecting”
Colorado Head Coach Deion Sanders, aka Coach Prime, went out of his way after last week’s game to teach a couple of anthem kneelers some respect. He took linebacker Ryan J Fish and wide receiver Joe Barron to a VA Hospital in Denver. “I wanted to show them what they were disrespecting,” said Deion, “They…
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Lee Greenwood Says Garth Brooks Should Retire: “He’s Embarrassing Himself”
Lee Greenwood, one of country music’s most celebrated stars, told a cheering crowd that he thinks Garth Brooks should retire. “he’s just embarrassing himself at this point,” Greenwood said, “every time he takes the stage he gets a barrage of boos.” Greenwood is, of course, talking about the festival in Hambriston, Texas, the unexpected appearance…
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