Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Breaking: Tom Hanks Refuses Rob Reiner’s Offer, Says “I Don’t Work With Woke People”
In a twist that could rival the plot of a blockbuster movie, Tom Hanks, the epitome of American cinematic nobility, has reportedly turned down a collaboration with Rob Reiner. His reason? A simple, yet profoundly baffling statement: “I don’t work with woke people.” Now, let’s unpack this kettle of fish in the sprawling, unpredictable narrative…
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Breaking: Lia Thomas to Swim With A Men’s Team After Extreme Criticism
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of competitive swimming, Lia Thomas has reportedly decided to join a men’s swim team after enduring relentless criticism surrounding her participation in women’s events. This decision is emblematic of the broader challenges and controversies that transgender athletes face and further intensifies the debate on gender,…
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Roseanne Barr Shows Her Makeup & Long Hair Look – She’s Blooming after Sara Gilbert ‘Destroyed’ Her Life
Roseanne Barr, a 70-year-old actress famous for her role in the TV show “Roseanne,” has returned to Hollywood after almost five years of absence. She looks stunning in a new photo, flaunting her long hair and makeup, reportedly flirting with A$AP Rocky, Rihanna’s boyfriend. In her comeback, Barr has launched a new comedy show named…
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $50 Million Project, ‘They’re Too Woke’
Hollywood in Disarray: When Wokeness, $50 Million, and Denzel Collide. In a shocking turn of events, Denzel Washington, the actor known for his nuanced portrayals of complex characters, has turned down a whopping $50 million project with Disney. The reason? According to Washington, Disney is “just too woke” for him. While some might see this…
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Guy Fieri Refuses to Seat Members of “The View” in His Restaurant: “They’re Loud and Divisive”
Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin found out the hard way that they aren’t welcome at Guy Fieri’s “Flavortown” restaurant. After finishing up for the day, the hosts of the sinking ship “The View” stopped by for a bite to eat, only to be sent packing. “Guy was here,” said restaurant Manager Joe Barron,…
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Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Faces Unexpected Insults on the Set of ‘The View’
In an unexpected twist of events on the set of ‘The View,’ one of the show’s co-hosts, the esteemed Whoopi Goldberg, found herself at the center of an uproarious comedy of errors that left everyone in stitches. The incident unfolded during a seemingly routine segment, showcasing the inherent unpredictability of live television. The morning started…
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“He’s Creepy”: Kevin Costner Rejects Mammoth $100 Million Deal with Robert De Niro
In an industry where the stakes are as high as the budgets, Hollywood has witnessed a multitude of surprising events. But nothing quite compares to the recent revelation that Kevin Costner, a revered figure in the cinematic world, has turned down a staggering $100 million movie deal. The twist? His reason for the rejection –…
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Breaking: Elon Musk Is Time’s Person Of The Year 2023
In a momentous turn of events, Elon Musk, the trailblazing entrepreneur behind SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and The Boring Company, has been named Time’s Person of the Year for 2023. This prestigious recognition not only acknowledges Musk’s undeniable impact on technology, space exploration, and the automotive industry but also sheds light on the complex persona that…
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“Can’t Handle His Wokeness”: Mel Gibson Shuns ‘Woke’ Rob Reiner’s $35 Million Project
In the latest twist in Hollywood’s never-ending saga of creative collaborations, Mel Gibson has taken a bold stand against what he perceives as an invasion of wokeness in the industry. The actor, known for his candid remarks and a career that has weathered its fair share of storms, has recently refused to participate in Rob…
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She’s A Troublemaker”: Olympic Committee Bans Megan Rapinoe For Life
In a surprising turn of events, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a bold decision to ban Megan Rapinoe, the outspoken soccer star, from participating in any future Olympic Games. This comes as a shock to many, as Rapinoe has been a prominent figure in the sports world, known for her activism and strong…
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