Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Take Your Wokeness Somewhere Else”: Roseanne Barr Throws Tom Hanks Out Of Her New Show
In a recent, groundbreaking development that has reverberated across the entertainment industry, esteemed comedian and actress Roseanne Barr has made a bold and unexpected move by dismissing the acclaimed actor Tom Hanks from her latest television project. This decision was underscored by Barr’s emphatic statement: “Take your wokeness somewhere else.” This surprising altercation between two…
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Breaking: ABC Terminates Joy Behar’s The View Contract, Kicks Her Out Of The Show
In a surprising turn of events, ABC has decided to terminate Joy Behar’s contract with “The View,” effectively ending her long-standing tenure on the popular daytime talk show. Behar, known for her outspoken and often controversial views, has been a staple of the show for over two decades. However, recent developments have led to her…
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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out Of His Restaurant, Bans Her For Life
In an event that feels like it was torn right out of a crossover episode of ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ and ‘The View’, world-renowned celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay unceremoniously evicted actress and talk-show host Whoopi Goldberg from his latest restaurant venture, Hell’s Pearly Gates. To top off this culinary melodrama, he slapped her with a lifetime ban.…
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“Too Much Wokeness Here”: Angelina Jolie Leaves Hollywood
In a move that has stunned fans and industry professionals alike, Angelina Jolie, an icon of the silver screen, has announced her departure from Hollywood. Citing “too much wokeness” as her primary reason, Jolie’s bold decision opens a Pandora’s box of debates around the intersection of art, politics, and culture in contemporary cinema. Angelina Jolie’s…
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“I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”: Sylvester Stallone Rejects $100 Million Bud Light Endorsement Offer
In a surprising twist that has reverberated throughout the world of celebrity endorsements and advertising, iconic actor Sylvester Stallone recently made a bold decision. He turned down a jaw-dropping $100 million endorsement offer from Bud Light, a major player in the beer industry. Stallone’s refusal to associate himself with the brand comes amidst growing controversy…
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Breaking: Mel Gibson Withdraws from $60 Million Disney Project with “Woke” Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is buzzing with the news that Mel Gibson has decided to step away from a substantial $60 million Disney project, citing ideological differences with his co-star, the iconic Robert De Niro. The announcement has ignited discussions not only about the fate of the project but also about the…
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I Don’t Get Any Respect Either”: Joy Behar to Leave America with Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe
As if the nation’s collective shock wasn’t enough with Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe announcing their intentions to depart America’s shores, Joy Behar, co-host of The View, has thrown her hat into the ring. “I don’t get any respect either,” Behar quipped during a recent episode, suggesting she’s contemplating joining her colleague and the soccer…
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International Olympic Committee Issues Lifetime Ban For Lia Thomas
It looks as though transgender swimmer Lia Thomas will head into forced retirement after the International Olympic Committee issued a devastating blow and banned the athlete for life. “We’re not willing to have what happened in the NCAA competitions happen in our pools,” said Committee Chairman Joe Barron, “We’re not bound by American woke activism.”…
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“He just has a giant brain,” Paris Hilton reacted strongly to internet comments about her son’s head.
Being well-known and renowned may be a lot of fun—imagine having infinite income, attending elaborate red carpet events, and socializing with society’s elite but being in the limelight also means enduring criticism and scrutiny.Paris Hilton has direct knowledge of this due to her time in the spotlight. However, the situation recently deteriorated when aggressive internet…
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Breaking: Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Join Forces To Destroy Whoopi Goldberg, ‘She’s Too Toxic’
In the realm of media and celebrity discourse, unexpected alliances often emerge, turning the spotlight onto new dynamics and perspectives. Such is the case with the recent collaboration between Riley Gaines and Candace Owens, who joined forces to scrutinize the opinions of renowned talk show host Whoopi Goldberg. The duo’s critique, while sharp and candid,…
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