Category: News
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Breaking: Jim Caviezel Takes a Stand, Rejects Collaboration with ‘Awful and Ungodly’ Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that renowned actor Jim Caviezel has taken a principled stand by refusing to work with legendary actor Robert De Niro. Using strong language, Caviezel has referred to De Niro as “awful and ungodly.” This unexpected move by Caviezel has ignited discussions not only…
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“He’s a creepy little guy”: Warner Bros Cancels $10 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to drop a highly anticipated $10 million project featuring iconic actor Robert De Niro. The decision comes amidst controversy, with some labeling De Niro as “creepy” and “woke,” raising questions about the intersection of personal beliefs and professional collaborations within the entertainment industry. This article…
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TRUE: Riley Gaines Joins Roseanne’s New Fox Show for Weekly Appearances
In a surprising crossover that has left fans of both sports and sitcoms scratching their heads, gymnastics sensation Riley Gaines is set to trade her leotard for a spot on Roseanne Barr’s new Fox show. The news has sparked a whirlwind of speculation and excitement, as viewers eagerly anticipate how the world of somersaults and…
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Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled
The digital world woke up to a shocker this morning: ABC’s long-running talk show “The View” was canceled. For over two decades, this women-led daytime show has kept us entertained, informed, and occasionally dumbfounded. Let’s start with the origins of “The View.” The show was launched in 1997 by Barbara Walters, who was inspired by…
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“Go To China”: Mike Tomlin Schools America-Hating James Lebron
In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the nation, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin delivered a scathing, satirical rebuke to NBA superstar James Lebron during a recent press conference. The comment, “Go to China,” was not just a geographical suggestion but a masterclass in irony and rhetorical flair. The sporting world, known…
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TRUE: Nike Cuts Ties with Colin Kaepernick, Ends $20 Million Partnership
In an unexpected twist, sports apparel behemoth Nike announced the termination of its $20 million partnership with former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The reason? According to inside sources, the company deemed Kaepernick “a bit too woke” for its taste. Nike’s partnership with Kaepernick began in 2018, a bold and controversial move that led to a…
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TRUE: Bud Light Appoints Colin Kaepernick as New Ambassador to Boost Sales
In a move that has left many beer enthusiasts and social media gurus scratching their heads, Bud Light, still reeling from the Dylan Mulvaney controversy, has announced its latest brand ambassador: none other than the football legend and activist, Colin Kaepernick. Because when you’re trying to recover from one PR hiccup, why not dive headfirst…
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‘We Get No Respect Here’: Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe to Leave America Soon
In an unexpected twist of events that could rival any Hollywood script, actress and talk-show maven Whoopi Goldberg has announced plans to leave America. But the surprise doesn’t end there. In an alliance no one saw coming, soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe is set to accompany her. Their joint reason? A mutual sentiment: “We get no…
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X-RATED I’ve got world’s biggest breasts with 164XXX cups – they each weigh 40lbs and could keep GROWING, says Chelsea Charms Chelsea Charms boasts the world’s largest breasts at 164XXX cups, each weighing 40lbs. Originally a natural D cup, she underwent three surgeries to achieve her colossal size. Her third surgery involved polypropylene string breast…
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TRUE: Beyoncé Gets Booed Off Loudly For Singing ‘Alternative National Anthem’ At NFL
In a world where celebrities often tread lightly around political and social issues, global superstar Beyoncé has never been one to shy away from making a statement. This was evident when she took center stage at a recent NFL event to sing what many are referring to as the “Alternative National Anthem.” But the response…